Friday, May 16, 2008

You're Still The One OVER!Shania Twain and her husband, producer Robert "Mutt" Lange, have split.


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Another pair have made the divorce list!

Shania Twain and her husband, producer Robert "Mutt" Lange, have split.

Their spokesperson Jason Owen released the following in a statement on Thursday:

"Shania Twain and her husband, music producer Robert 'Mutt' Lange, are separating after 14 years of marriage. This is a private matter and there will be no further comment at this time."

We want more comments!

Why did they split? Adultery? Jealousy? Constant Fighting?

We have a feeling their divorce papers will just say "irreconcilable differences."

Great Career Move!......Aaron Carter is reportedly heading to VH1's Celebrity Rehab show.!!! grrreat..


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He should have taken the opportunity to do Dancing With the Stars when it was presented to him!

Now, this douchebag is stuck doing this.

Aaron Carter is reportedly heading to VH1's Celebrity Rehab show.

Nothing like trying to revive your non-existent career by admitting that you're an addict and agreeing to let your treatment be filmed for our "amusement"!

Carter was busted for driving around with 2 ounces of pot in Texas a few months ago.

Way to make lemonade out of that lemon, Aaron!

He must be missing the cameras post House of Carter!

Former Hollywood madame Heidi Fleiss and Skid Row's Sebastian Bach are rumored for the Dr. Drew treatment on Rehab.

The show starts filming in June, so we should be hearing some sort of confirmation regarding Aaron's participation soon.

Who else is gonna round out the cast???

Screech should totally do it too!

Married To Her Rebound: “Five minutes after I met Nick, I knew I’d marry him.”


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Could Nick Cannon have been Mariah Carey's rebound boy?

It seems so.

For almost four years, Mariah was dating Mark Sudack, some behind-the-scenes music biz guy.

The two are said to have split earlier this year.

Apparently, though, her ex is said to be "shattered" by news of Mimi's recent wedding.

Sad.

There goes the money train!

A friend says of Mark, “Everyone is scared to call him because no one knows what to say. He never thought she would go off and marry someone else. He’s heartbroken and shocked."

Poor thing. Nick took all his moolah!

According to insiders at Ellen DeGeneres' recent 50th birthday, Mariah told guest Pink, “Five minutes after I met Nick, I knew I’d marry him.”

Wonder why Mimi and Mark called it off?

But, even more, we wonder if marrying your rebound guy can last?

24 Fans…Rejoice: Jack Bauer die-hards, you won't have to wait ’til 2009!


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Jack Bauer die-hards, you won't have to wait ’til 2009 to see new episodes of the hit show 24.

Fox is gifting you with a two-hour "prequel event", slated to air Sunday, November 23rd.

The prequel will set the stage for season 7, which is set to premiere in January 2009.

You'll see Jack's old 'pal' Tony Almeida in the prequel!

Are y'all excited?

Bringing Up Baby: Angelina Jolie dished the dirt about her children and future baby plans at a press conference for Kung Fu Panda in Cannes on Thursdy


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Angelina Jolie dished the dirt about her children and future baby plans at a press conference for Kung Fu Panda in Cannes on Thursday.

When asked about her pregnancy and where she will give birth (yea, we have no idea what that has to do with the movie), she responded, "I actually haven't completely decided. We are certainly thinking of France."

Adding that French is "a second language in the house, although I'm still learning and am not going to attempt any of it here today. My children are starting to speak French, so being here is very good for them and their language."

Jolie was then asked by a Swedish reporter if she'd ever consider giving birth in Sweden.

Ange responded, "Not at this time… But, you never know, there's more babies. Who knows?"

What? MORE babies????

Craziness!

She adds, "All my children are from all different parts of the world, and especially my boys. We do have a teacher who teaches them Cambodian and Vietnamese in our house, and they know their flags and they know their music and they know quite a lot about their culture and [Brad and I] bring in as much as we can and we'll continue to as they get older."

As for Brad Pitt, he was taking care of their four kids while Ange did press conferences.

Though she did say Poppa Smith would be joining her on the red carpet. She says, "He's with our kids right now, but he'll get his suit on at the last minute, I'm sure. He'll pull it together."

We can't wait to see Bradley! He always "pulls it together"!

Rihanna Rules!..Princess RiRi reigns supreme!..RiRi has made the second highest jump in Billboard history!!


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Princess RiRi reigns supreme!

Her latest single, Take a Bow, had an opening week of 267,000 digital downloads, landing the track at the number one spot on the Hot Digital Songs chart in the U.S. this weel.

Rihanna also made a stratospheric rise to the top of the Billboard Hot 100 this week, jumping from number 53 to the number one spot as well!

RiRi has made the second highest jump in Billboard history, with the highest going to Maroon 5 last year with Makes Me Wonder jumping from number 64 to number one on the Hot 100.

Riri's expanded version of her Good Girl Gone Bad album is set to release on June 17th.

Gotta milk it while you can!

Rihanna now has two of the top three opening-week downloads in history. She was only surpassed by Mariah Carey's Touch My Body, which hit the all time high number-one spot with 286,000 downloads last month. That beat out Rihanna's Umbrella which debuted last year at 277,000.

At this rate, though, RiRi might be beating Mimi soon!

Yet Another Sequel: A follow-up to the Keanu Reeves and Patrick Swayze classic Point Break is in the works....why???


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A follow-up to the Keanu Reeves and Patrick Swayze classic Point Break is in the works.

Whyyyyyyy???????????

It's been seventeen years since the first one was out.

Are you guys interested in seeing the sequel?!

No word if Reeves or Swayze have been approached about reprising their roles from the original film, but we'd bet money that neither of them will be back.

It would be great if Patrick were healthy enough to at least make a cameo in the sequel!

Sending good vibes his way

Still Stayin' Alive!: Bee Gee brother Robin Gibb revealed recently that the bros should have a musical based on their greatest hits ready within the


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Bee Gee brother Robin Gibb revealed recently that the bros should have a musical based on their greatest hits ready within the next 18 months.

Sexual!

This will be a follow up to their first foray into musical theater, Saturday Night Fever.

Fever premiered in London's West End in 1998 and stayed alive for 2 years.

The Bee Gees are song writing geniuses. We hope they develop a story line for the musical that's up to par with their tunes.

Mamma Mia may not be deep, but it's fucking fun! We picture the same - Bee Gee style.

It's Showtime!: R. Kelly's trial is finally moving along.


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R. Kelly's trial is finally moving along.

The jury selection is complete and things are ready to go.

Of the 12 jurors selected, eight are white and four are African American.

As for gender, there are eight males and four females.

And coincidentally enough, the final juror selected is a rape victim.

Of course, the defense tried to get her dismissed but they ran out of their seven peremptory strikes. Unfortunately for them, the judge wouldn't grant them an eighth.

Talk about bad timing!

The defense had also accused the prosecution of going after white jurors.

Let's just hope they give him a fair trial and that justice is served.

Wilmer Valderrama: Your Career Is In Trouble When…


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We really haven't heard much from Wilmer Valderrama these days.

And that's probably because he isn't doing much!

Well, he is doing "something" later this month.

Valderrama will be hosting an event to celebrate (Ricky Ricardo) Desi Arnaz's contributions to the world of entertainment.

The event, "A Tribute to Desi Arnaz: An Evening With Wilmer Valderrama" will take place on Saturday, May 24th in Jamestown, NY.

Valderrama will be headlining the Lucy-Desi Days 2008 which takes place from May 23-25.

Wonder how much he's getting paid???? $300? $500???

According to the press release, Wilmer "will share how Desi personally inspired his career and salute the man that paved the way for other Hispanic actors in America. With a collection of rarely seen film clips of Desi's career, this will be a night not to miss! The audience will also enjoy a question and answer session."

Wonder what type of questions Wilmer will get. If any.

And for the lucky fans out there, after the event, guests will have the opportunity to meet Wilmer at an after-party. The food will be catered by a Mexican taco place.

What, they couldn't even get Cuban food in honor of Arnaz?

Shame!

Feeling Lukewarm


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Variety gives the new Sex & The City film ANOTHER lukewarm review!

<>Their critic calls the film "bloated" and "a "trifle half-hearted
to read the review.

Brangelina at the Cannes Film Festival on Thursday. Right: Jan Van Eyck's The Arnolfini Wedding Portrait.


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Left: Brangelina at the Cannes Film Festival on Thursday. Right: Jan Van Eyck's The Arnolfini Wedding Portrait.

Why He Dumped Her: A guy described as one of Tony Romo's best buddies from his Eastern Illinois college revealed to the Chicago Sun-Times that Romo...


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A guy described as one of Tony Romo's best buddies from his Eastern Illinois college revealed to the Chicago Sun-Times that Romo quit Jessica Simpson for two reasons — one, the intense media scrutiny that comes from being in Simpson's life and number two, the problems he has with her overbearing father, Joe Simpson.

Duh, Tony! Everyone knows that if you date Jessica, media will be up your ass at every turn!

But, we do feel for him and that Poppa Joe thing.

Joe Simpson has been ”not only telling Jessica every move to make, but now has begun to offer unsolicited advice to Tony on his career, endorsement opportunities and things that have nothing to do with him dating Jessica.”

Poor Pete Wentz…wonder how he deals.

Anyone who dates Jessica in the future should have a nice long talk with Nick Lachey first!

Despite dumping her ass, though, Romo is still expected to accompany her to sister Asslee's wedding this weekend.

He's such a gentleman!

That should be nice and AWKWARD.

Romo's friend, though, insists he and Simpson ”are definitely over."

Have fun this weekend, Tony!

A Worthwhile Cause

Ellen's Big Announcement!: Ellen DeGeneres reveals that she and long-term love, Portia de Rossi, are getting married!


In case you missed it….

Click here to watch the very special moment when Ellen DeGeneres reveals that she and long-term love, Portia de Rossi, are getting married!

So sweet.

We cried!

When Your Post-Idol Career Fails….: Ex-American Idol champ Taylor Hicks is heading to the Great White Way — just like fellow Idol alums Fantasia Barri


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There's always musical theater to turn to!

Ex-American Idol champ Taylor Hicks is heading to the Great White Way — just like fellow Idol alums Fantasia Barrino (The Color Purple), Clay Aiken (Spamalot), Diana DeGarmo (Hairspray), Frenchie (Rent) and Constantine Maroulis (The Wedding Singer).

Hicks is set to join the cast of Grease as Teen Angel starting June 6th.

He says he plans to add "soulful flavor" to his performance of "Beauty School Dropout." Gag.

The flashy role, he said, is "a classic fit for a classic performer."

He just called himself a classic performer!!!!!!!!!

By "classic" he means "hasbeen"!

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Audrina's looking pretty smokinG...Did She Get Her Boobs Done (Again)???


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Damn!

Audrina's looking pretty smokin'.

The Hills star is in Hawaii, where on Thursday she began shooting that movie she's a been cast in.

It looks like she's been working out extra hard to prepare for her role in the surfer flick.

Lots of Audrina in a bikini = no complaints from us!

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Instead of branching out into fashion, like Luaren Conrad or Heidi Montag, Audrina Patridge wants to be an actress, y'all.

At least she's not trying to be a serious "thespian" and shit.

Audrina's gonna stick to what she does best - looking good in a bikini!

Patridge has just been cast in the sure to be a hit shit film, Into The Blue 2.

Hey, you gotta take whatever work you can get!

Patridge will play a no-nonsense, beautiful beach babe whose boyfriend caters to her every command.

Thrilling!

The fagulous Chris Carmack (from The O.C.) also stars in the film.

We're sure it will end up going straight to DVD!

Hey, at least it's not a home porno for Audrina, right???

Kristina Chen's Latest Masterpiece


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Tina has added a new song to her official MySpace page!

Click here to listen to her interpretation of Nelly Furtado's Say It Right.

Classic!


MORE BAD NEWS: NEW Sex & The City film a mixed to negative review.......


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This is starting to sound like a broken record!

Like Variety before them, the Hollywood Reporter is giving the new Sex & The City film a mixed to negative review.

The respected industry paper says the film is "flabby," "lacks focus" and "loses its tart edge."

Bummer!


WHAT DO U SAY???

Hmmmm SHIA : MAKING SOLO INDY MOVIE





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George Lucas revealed that there's a VERY good chance that Indy 5 will happen.


Lucas says that he and director Steven Spielberg have left the door open for a sequel to Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, which may expect open to huge numbers next week.


Lucas goes on to say, "I haven’t even told Steven or Harrison (Ford) this…But I have an idea to make Shia (LeBeouf) the lead character next time and have Harrison come back like Sean Connery did in the last movie. I can see it working out."


Score for Shia!


We like the idea!


What do U think?

WHAT A JOKE? Pete Doherty recorded a video while hanging out with BFF Amy Winehouse and he just uploaded it to his YouTube page.







Pete Doherty recorded a video while hanging out with BFF Amy Winehouse and he just uploaded it to his YouTube page.


It is soooo disturbing!


You can tell by the way the camera lingers over her body - she's
just wearing a bra and short shorts - that these two crackheads are
more than just friends!


And, we're seriously concerned for the well-being of those animals they are "playing" with.


Their family needs to keep Wino and Doperty apart!


Click here to watch the super creepy video of the two drug addicts.


CLASS ACT: Lily and her pops, comedian Keith Allen , hit up the party for the flick How to Lose Friends and Alienate People....!!!




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The blonde in the pic is Lily Allen.


The boozy Brit got all sorts of fucked up in Cannes last night!


Lily and her pops, comedian Keith Allen (he's the guy in the pic), hit up the party for the flick How to Lose Friends and Alienate People.


Allen got so wasted up that her daddy had to walk her out of the party! According to reports, she couldn't even hold herself up!


A day of Cannes sunning + booze = a lethal combo.


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Poor Ashlee Simpson! DOWNGRADE!!!!!!!





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Poor Ashlee Simpson!


While she has the happy news of her wedding and this baby to cheer her up, her music career is in the crapper!


Ass is going on tour this summer, and she is playing state fairs and House of Blues venues across America.


Ouch!


Simpson just went on a club tour earlier this year, and when she toured her last album, she played LARGE venues.


Now, she's at a House of Blues near you!


That must hurt.



06/09 House of Blues - Chicago, IL

06/11 House of Blues - Cleveland, OH

06/12 Freedom Hill Amphitheatre - Sterlin Heights, MI

06/16 House of Blues - Myrtle Beach, SC

06/18 House of Blues - Orlando, FL

06/22 Florida Theatre - Jacksonville, FL

06/24 The Fillmore New York at Irving Plaza - New York, NY

06/27 Cape Cod Medley Tent - Hyannis, MA

06/28 Wildwood Convention Center - Wildwood, NJ

07/01 Capital One Bank Theatre at Westbury - Westbury, NY

Pete Wentz &****bachelor party at Mr. Chow's restaurant in Beverly Hills on Thursday night.!!!!!!!!!!!!




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His days of singledom are almost over!


Pete Wentz had a rather low-key bachelor party at Mr. Chow's restaurant in Beverly Hills on Thursday night.


Joining him were his dad (above), his Fall Out Boy bandmates, Joel Madden and future father-in-law Joe Simpson.


Let's hope Joe doesn't try to start managing Pete's career. We've seen what he's done with Ashlee!

Rob Estes of Melrose Place fame will be joining the cast of the new spin-off show, PerezHilton.com can reveal......HE IS YOUR DADDY.........



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The search for 90210 (2.0)'s daddy is over!


As has been rumoured, Rob Estes of Melrose Place fame will be joining the cast of the new spin-off show, PerezHilton.com can reveal.


This is good news and all but why no word about Brenda?


We want Brenda!!!

Former Malcom in the Middle star, Frankie Muniz is set to leave Hollywood for good. .....nO oNe CaReS...!!





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One of the most beloved actors of our generation is quitting acting.


We are DEVASTATED!!!!!!!!


Former Malcom in the Middle star, Frankie Muniz is set to leave Hollywood for good.


Muniz, at 22, has decided to quit Hollywood and pursue race car driving!


Riiiight.


Muniz is heading off to Arizona soon to focus on his new career.


He's so determined, he's even put his home in West Hollywood up for sale. Asking price is $3.695 million.


Maybe he's made enough money with his TV show and tween films that he can just "retire" from acting and race?


An insider says,
"He's moving to Scottsdale. He's decided to focus his energy on racing
and feels that he doesn't need a home in Hollywood anymore."


As for Muniz, he won't really miss Hollywood at all, saying, "I
really wouldn't mind if I never acted again. Racing is definitely my
passion, this is my career now and what I definitely want to do for the
rest of my life."


Let's just hope those millions he has in the bank don't get wasted away if he doesn't make any money racing.


We don't wanna see him on Celebrity Rehab in two years! Or, maybe we DO!

ANOTHER video FROM Pete Doherty and Amy Winehouse







Pete Doherty and Amy Winehouse have made ANOTHER video, just uploaded to his YouTube page.


And this one is even crazier and more cracked out!


Click here to check it out!


Animal services needs to go to Doherty's house right now and confiscate all those poor little creatures!!!!!


You can still see the soot on Pete and Amy's hands from the crack pipe.


So gross!


So wrong!


P.S. Wino sends a message to her beloved, Blake incarcerated.


LOVE LACKING FROM Victoria Beckham'S COUNTRYMEN..........!!!




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Guess you Brits are ovah Victoria Beckham!


According to The London Paper, Posh's DVB jeans promo event at the glitzy London Harrod's store on Thursday saw only 50 'fans' in line to meet the Spicy gal.


Awww. Sad!


She should've had David or Cruz tag along!


Come back to America, Posh!


We love you…for now.

Joe Simpson is desperate to help Jessica save face at Ashley's wedding this weekend.........




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Looks like Joe Simpson is desperate to help Jessica save face at Ashley's wedding this weekend.


Poppa Joe reportedly got down on his hands and knees and begged Tony Romo to 'support the family'.


There's no official word in regards to Tony's response, but he is supposedly scheduled to fly into LA this weekend.


Really. What's the point?


It's pretty much common knowledge that Jess and Tony have broken up. He dumped her. Done.


We're not gonna buy the staged 'everything's really OK' routine.

Will Smith is starting his own school....!!!!!!!!!


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You gotta start indoctrinating them from youth!


According to the National Enquirer, Will Smith is starting his own school because there's nothing out there good enough for his kids.


Will and his husband, Jada, have until now been home schooling their tots, Willow and Jaden.


Smith reportedly spent about $1 million to lease a campus near his California home.


The campus has been renamed the New Village Academy of Calabasas.


The academy will be run privately for kindergarten kids up through sixth grade.


The school's website says it's accepting applications now!


Wonder if we'll see Suri there in a few years????

Ashlee's "bachelorette," party held at popa Joe's and mom Tina's house in Encino.




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Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are enjoying their last few days before marriage.


Yesterday was Ashlee's "bachelorette," party which was held at popa Joe's and mom Tina's house in Encino.


Tents were spotted being placed on the property earlier in the day
with balloons all over the place, in anticipation of this weekend's
wedding.


Ass' party was fairly small, with only about a dozen or so of
Simpson's friends there, but also in attendance was sister and former
Tony Romo girlfriend, Jessica.


The party lasted just a few hours, ending before midnight.


You know, expecting mothers need their rest!

Ian Ziering has a new series in the works with….. MySpace TV.




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Guess we won't be seeing Steve Sanders in the 90210 spin off!


The Hollywood Reporter "reports" that Ian Ziering has a new series in the works with….. MySpace TV.


When you can't get real work, turn to the Internets!


The project is based on Man vs. Monday, a comedic short film Ziering directed, produced and starred in that made the festival circuit in 2006.


Ziering plays a mid-level cubicle worker who commits some
indiscretions over the weekend and faces karma in the form of a rough
Monday morning where everything seems to go wrong.


Sounds like a snoozefest!


By the way….


Bring back Brenda!!!

Heartbreaking for Jessica Simpson!


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This must be heartbreaking for Jessica Simpson!


While sister Asslee prepares for one of the
happiest days of her life (her wedding) Jess is "stabbed in the heart"
- as one of the weekly mags put it.


Making things more bitter for Simpson is the news that ex-boyfriend Tony Romo was supposedly about to ask her to marry him.


It seems they had spoken about marriage before. She even referred to him during a recent Glamour magazine interview as her "future husband".


Now, an inside source says
that Tony was organizing an "intimate dinner for friends and family"
which was to take place in a few weeks to announce the engagement.


The source adds, "Every couple has their problems; we're hoping that they'll have a break and work it all out."


Could this source be Poppa Joe?


Another source adds, "Jessica has made no secret of the fact she
wants to get married, and with all the Ashlee wedding talk and Jess’
dad’s involvement, Tony was obviously feeling it. I wouldn’t be
surprised if he just couldn’t go through with the proposal and that’s
what’s caused the break."


Poor Jess.


Maybe she should go back to playing with mini toy cars.


She knows what we mean!

Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong are an item!

NEW COUPLES ROARING!


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Nice to see she's not moping at home, pining over her split from Owen Wilson!


Sources reveal exclusively to www.celebaffair.blogspot.com that Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong are an item!


"They've been dating quietly for a few weeks now," a source close to the couple tells us.


Lance and Kate flew in to Austin from NYC on Friday via private jet.


The pair plan to spend a romantical weekend together in Texas, we're told.


Congrats to the happy new couple!


P.S. Isn't Owen a friend of Lance's????


He won't be happy about this!

ON A VERGE OF FAILING AGAIN.....Gossip Girl, the CW network is tanking!


Gossip Girl, the CW network is tanking!




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Thery're gonna have to work harder next season!


According to the Wall Street Journal, the home of Gossip Girl, the CW network is tanking.


The CBS/Time Warner co-venture lost 28% of its target audience of 18 to 34 year olds so far this season.


And, its ratings during this month's "sweeps" period — the
all-important measure upon which future advertising rates are set — are
down about 22%.


According to an insider, if things don't turn around dramatically one of the big partners is going to walk away.


The WSJ also points out that part of CW's problem is that the demo
its targeting spends a lot of its leisure time on the internet. Good for us!


And, the Writer's Strike probably hastened the departure of the demo from traditional TV to the net.


Any of you youngins have advice for the suits?

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